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Ken Socrates
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For posterity's sake, these need a home.

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There were others, but I'm not sure where they've got to.

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A HISTORY:

Ken doesn't like fezzes. So I fezzed him:

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Twice:

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Then, Ken did this:

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So I did this:

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To which he did this:

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And I did this:

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And this:

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If there are any mistakes, please feel free to correct me.

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Excellent. "The Story So Far", if you will.

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Oh, by the way...


TAG! You're it!

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Whatever do you mean by that?

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i love the one with indy. my favourite so far in the epic battle between those forum titans ... :lol:

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The Indy one is jolly good.

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I love this stuff.

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Stupid double post. I hate you.

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An Aloha Joe in hand is worth two Ken Socrates' on the altar. I love this.

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Does that mean I'm worth more?


And, Ken, TAG! You're it!

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Yeah, it's typical, You're the only one with a lightsabre.

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Waux Trident wrote:
AlohaJoe wrote:
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Yeah, it's typical, You're the only one with a lightsabre.


Yes, it's a brown lightsaber.

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At least I'm not an Ewok.

Here's that one from the time we cleaned up that crime infested frontier town, Skunkwood
and had that showdown with the Denton Brothers.

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Joe, having short term memory problems, is once again astonsished to see our personal
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Dang. That's good.

This one... not so much:

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Ken Socrates wrote:
At least I'm not an Ewok.

Here's that one from the time we cleaned up that crime infested frontier town, Skunkwood
and had that showdown with the Denton Brothers.

[img]Kemosabe[/img]

Joe, having short term memory problems, is once again astonsished to see our personal
photographer on the scene.


This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I'm pregnant with Ken Socrates hand towel.

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Ken Socrates
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Now that's astonshishing.

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You didn't think you could just sing Happy Trails and ride off into the sunset, did you?

A towel has feeling too dammit!

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I'll admit it.

It was the best cow poke I ever had.

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Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

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Two for the price of one:

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I find myself wondering just what exactly the message is you're trying to send me with those two.

Love the scar, though. Nice touch.

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Thanks.



And TAG! You're it!

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I never thought I'd see the day... :shock:

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This could be the most enjoyable thread ever.

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The day Joe had trouble with his make up.

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We still managed to rock and roll all night.

And party every day.

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Well, if that one doesn't lure Jenz back to his own forums, I don't know what will.

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PARTY ON, DUDES!

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Who will win this battle of the titans? Who will give up first? Cast your vote now.

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AlohaJoe wrote:
PARTY ON, DUDES!



Nice, Joe. Very nice.

Some very interesting hat alternatives in there that I may very well need to consider.

Looks like I've got some work to do when I get back to my home computer.

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Now see here! This is getting far too silly. Keep it up! :lol:

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I forgot to say TAG! You're it!

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And did you notice I made you Socrates?

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Nice touch, Ken. I mean Joe.

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Kenjoe, maybe...?

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THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! I CAN'T TOP THAT!


But I'll try.

Until then, have this:

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Can I have your babies, Ken?


Absolutley. When can we get started?

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Take these, too (two).

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! :lol:

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